More Cold Sales Call humor

More Cold Sales Call humor

ODIN: CARTER

Just
two nights ago, I received a call that went like this …

– Hello, may I speak to Mr. Ackerman?

– Speaking

– Good evening, Mr. Ackerman.  My name
is [whatever, who really cares what

her name is].  I represent [something,
something] Siding company.  How

are you doing this evening, sir?

– Doing real fine in my rented house.

– Just what I needed to hear sir.
Thank You

– No problem.  You realize, however,
that I am lying to you?

[silence, and then dial tone]

 

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