News Flash: C&S to publish book
Flash: C&S to publish book
Q:Emily, how can I put out my billboard
on the information superhighway?
A: The best way to do it is to perform a spam. It’s called that because everybody
The best way to do this is to find
Now create a message promoting yourself.
Because the reaction is going to be so overwhelming, be
a) Unlist your phone number. The networking
b) Get an account with some other internet
c) Be sure you’ve led a clean life.
d) Due to the Brady Bill, you may want
e) Load plenty of fax paper in your
f) Resign any memberships you may have
Ok, now you’re ready. Unleash the posting
Then she goes to her next group, perhaps
Now comes the bad news. USENET is unreliable,
There will be some people annoyed,
Others who have tried this have reported
Now at this point you probably have
When it settles a bit, threaten to
[ Ok, so this is more satire than pure sarcasm, the way