The # of The Beast

The # of The Beast

Bill Fason

   OK,
we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

$665.95
– Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
– Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax

$769.95
– Price of the Beast with all accessories and

replacement soul

$656.66 
– Walmart price of the Beast

6, uh… what

was that

number

again?
– Number of the Blonde Beast

00666 
– Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!
Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.  Over 18 only please.

Route 666      – Highway of the Beast

666 F
– Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k 
– Retirement plan of the Beast

6.66 %
– 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum
deposit.

i66686
– CPU of the Beast

666i
– BMW of the Beast

DSM-666      – Diagnostic and Statistical
Manual of the Beast

668  
– Next-door neighbour of the Beast

 

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