| A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store. On his first day,
the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing
by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed.
The sales manager stepped in.SM: Excuse me, but will you be needing a hose to water your
C : I guess so. I'll take one.
SM: And how about some fertilizer and weed-killer ?
C : Um, okay.
SM: Here's a couple of bags. You'll also need a lawn mower
C : I'll take one of those too.
After the customer left, the sales manager turned to the assistant.
Impressed, the assistant headed off for the pharmaceutical section,
MAN: I'd like to buy a pack of Tampax, please.
SA : Sure, and would you like to buy a lawn mower too?
MAN: Why would I want to do that?
SA : Well, your weekend's shot to hell anyway, so you might